This is guest post by Darius Davies-Shojaee, who also writes The Daily Different on Becks.com.

When sporting the homeless vagrant look of long, unwashed hair and scruffy beard (as he did in some weird movies about a magical ring), Viggo is almost irresistible to the human female. However, when he is clean-shaven with short back and sides, this guy has less prowess with women than I did at 15.

Oh, everyone loves him now he’s been to the gym and had his vitamin supplements (Randy Savage style). Plus, those tight-fitting swimming trunks from ‘Casino Royale’ probably increased his appeal to certain segments of the movie going public. But take all that away and what has he got? The face of a rugby player merged with that of Frank Bruno after 10 rounds with Mike Tyson.

Famed for her portrayal of Elizabeth I in the films ‘Elizabeth’ and ‘Elizabeth: The Golden Age’. Elizabeth I herself was famed for being a monarch so wretchedly ugly that she could never find a husband. I rest my case.

Somehow readers of lifestyle magazines around the world have been duped into thinking that not only is Mrs. David Beckham a fashion icon, but that she is also one of the most beautiful women in the world. There are many ways of refuting this, but I’ll stick with two:

Me, jealous? How dare you think that? No honest person can deny that Ronaldo has the neck of a giraffe, looks like he’s been dipped in oil, and has bad skin. He also plays for a football team that every Arsenal fan (like me) views as evil. And he uses too much hair gel!
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“Spotted, Juliette Lewis in Tribeca. Greenwich Street between Watts and Desbrosses.” (omgicu)
Website OMG ICU (omgicu.com) allows users to share New York City star sightings with each other.Often the information just includes the name of the celebrity and the location; but sometimes the information is juicier. For example,what they are doing, who they are with, even critiques of how they look are sometimes included. I found first spottings of engagement rings and smooches, and I’m sure there will also be spottings of weddings, newly married couples coming out of churches in the future, too!
You can search by most recent sightings, neighborhoods, or celebrity standings (A to D list). You can also do specific key word searches for celebrity names, streets, or other key words. A list spottings include everyone from Stephen Colbert to Justin Timberlake and the Dalai Lama. D list spotting examples are: Nicholas Cage (what?! I do not agree!) and Fisher Stevens (formerly married to Kirstie Alley).
Members also get to rate whether they care about the celebrity sighting (or not). For example, 75% of members cared that Uma Thurman was spotted “…on her blackberry, Busy but friendly, smoking a cigarette and looking great.” (omgicu)
Members who live in the NYC area can sign up to receive texts when sightings occur.
This site is great is you are in New York City, but also fun if you just want to keep up to date on your favorite celebs!
Heather Matarazzo (of Welcome to the Dollhouse and The Princess Diaries fame -she was also DJ’s girlfriend on Roseanne) spotted on the 5 train to Union Square“reading Conversations with God with an engagement ring on“(omgicu).

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In a beautiful case of irony, Gossip Girl fans can keeps tabs on their favorite gossip boy crushes Chuck Bass and Nate with OMG ICU. Also a great way to find out where they are filming so you can try to catch a glimpse of them ‘for reals’.
“…saw ed westwick and chace crawford at a gossip girl set infront ofgramercy dorm “Chase Crawford with a big posse @ The Thompson Hotel (190 Allen St) on the les around 1am wearing a hat and hoodie.” (omgicu)

OMG ICU is a new website (it is currently operating as an alpha version) so I think the lack of current members is swaying the ratings quite a bit. Do them a favor and sign up and help save Kyle Maclachlan and Kim Gordon from the D-List category, for heaven’s sake!

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(Henry Wadsworth Longfellow)
One characteristic of a cancerian is their loony sense of humor. They also find themselves saying, “well, it seemed like a good idea at the time…”. A lot. Drew Barrymore has experienced some ups and downs in the relationship department but she does shine with good taste in the jewelry department. Her engagement ring to Tom Green was from Tiffany’s and her most recent ex, Justin Long, was seen shopping for engagement rings for her at Cartiers (she reportedly dumped him recently).

Here’s the perfect wedding ring for a cancer: it’s fun, yet it is inspired by a classic Tiffany’s design (Cancers also love tradition and dependability). Cancerian Drew Barrymore seems to favor the simpler, less showy designs – so this would fit right in.
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Two other famous Cancers and an undisputed part of rock n roll history, Cobain gave Love a 5 karat diamond and ruby engagement ring (tragically for Love, it was then stolen on Valentine’s Day one year after his death). I couldn’t find any pictures of the original ring, but here is a 2 karat diamond and ruby ring that I would personally love!

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Here are some gift ideas for the weird yet wonderfully dependable Cancerians in your life…
Grey pearl studs with diamond accents – $359.99…

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This version is cubic zirconia with grey pearls and is only $25.

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The birthstone for Cancers is the ruby (one of my favorite gemstones of all time). And the symbol for cancer is the crab…

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Born between May 21 and June 20? Then you are a Gemini just like Johnny Depp, Joan Rivers, Stevie Nicks, and Nicole Kidman.
Geminis are adventurers in life – they aren’t afraid to try new things and they are fun people to have around. Geminis are known as great communicators – they’re good talkers but also good listeners and are usually dialed in to all the dirt on their friends (famous gossip columnist Hedda Hopper was a Gemini). The Gemini, or two sisters, are also known for having two sides to their personalities.

Nicole Kidman’s adventurous spirit is seen in her very diverse choice of film roles: from chick flick Practical Magic, edgy comedy To Die For, experimental foreign film Dogville, to blah Hollywood flicks like Far and Away and Days of Thunder. Like all Geminis, Kidman has two sides to her character: she is a celebrity but she is also a humanitarian (recipient of the United Nations Citizen of the World Award). She has had two very different husbands. She is a dual citizen: American and Australian – she was born in Hawaii but has lived most of her life in Australia.
One of my best friends is a Gemini and all of these characteristics fit perfectly with her as well: she loves life and is a fantastic listener. She has her professional side, working in the corporate legal world, but also uses her connections and talents to contribute to local fundraising. Early years in California but living in Canada – she has enjoyed two very different childhoods. Happy Birthday, Kristine!


The second week in a new Celebrity Icing series about Star Signs, Style, and – of course – our favorite Stars!

Nora Ephron spent her earliest childhood in the Upper West Side of New York City so it’s not surprising that, like most Taureans, her calm and coolness might be mistaken for snobbery.
Generally the Taurus personality is one that is known for its steadiness of character, it’s calmness in the face of obstacles,and it’s steadfast nature.

N0ra Ephron, successful as a writer and a filmmaker, has rightfully earned respect and accolades for her work. She wrote the scripts to the successful films Silkwood, Heartburn, and When Harry Met Sally. She hit success as a director in 1993, with Sleepless in Seattle. Her 2006 Collection of Essays was on the NY Times bestseller list in 2006.
If you were lucky enough to be born between April 20th and May 20th then you are a Taurus – destiny made me a huge fan of this star sign: my husband, my daughter, and one of my very best friends is a Taurus. So is my sister-in-law and she is one of the women that I truly admire – she’s classy, cool, and kind – and she’s the type of mom that I aspire to be.
And, while we’re on the topic of When Harry Met Sally – here is a funny version of the trailer recut as if it was actually a Horror!
This week Celebrity Icing is starting a new series of posts about how your astrological sign can influence your accessories. And, in true Celebrity Icing style, we have celebrities to back up our story! First up, Aries -You may not like every Aries you meet, but you will certainly not forget them. Aries let those horns on their heads lead them to all sorts of trouble. They can be impulsive but they can also be great leaders, too – it just depends if they use their powers for good, instead of evil.

Aries love to travel. They send out a vibe that they are ‘going places’ and their natural energy can light up a room. Aries may not be attention seekers but they definitely draw attention to themselves. If everyone in the room is going to be looking at you (and talking about you afterwards) you might as well look good, right? Bold accessories complement the Aries character. Chunky necklaces and rings, big earrings, and bright colors are all perfect for you if you are an Aries…

New Adventures of Julia Louis-DreyfusI’m surprised that this show is just barely managing to stay on the airwaves. It never fails to amaze me that the good TV shows always seem to get cancelled while shows like According to Jim manage to stick around…
Julia Louis-Drefus is hilarious as the neurotic, shifty, and often oblivious Christine. In real life, she seems to be quite the opposite – classy, bright, and in control – with very nice jewelry!
Debbie Allen (Fame) and Phylicia Rashad (The Cosby Show) were role models for many of us when we were growing up. Both successful women and, in Mrs Huxtable’s case, the perfect mom. They continue to set an example to women everywhere, that you can age gracefully with some class.
Nicollette Sheridan (Desperate Housewives) was recently spotted wearing this bracelet. You can tone down the look by wearing something a little less fishy and a little more cute:
Her relationships, her stage presence, her costumes: Cher definitely makes the world a brighter place. She may be a bit of a ‘diamond in the rough’ but that just makes her more interesting!

How old is Kim anyway? She bared all on Sex in the City and probably had a better body than most of the twenty something viewers! In addition to her ‘cut’ body, she was also known best for ‘cutting to the chase’ – a common characteristic in the cougar. In real life, Cattrall also has a history of dating ‘fresh meat’.

As a newsperson and in her personal life, Couric is known for her ability to speak candidly.

Joan Collins is 75 and her man, Percy Gibson, is 43. She has been a sex symbol longer than other cougars have even been alive so if there is a heavyweight class in cougarness, the still sultry Collins deserves the title!

I’m dreaming of a green Christmas, as I look out at the slushy weather outside…
Make sure you click on the video below for the perfect soundtrack to listen to while you help us celebrate all things green this season!
Admittedly it’s hard not to be cynical about their motives because it is so cool to be green these days. However, these celebs still deserve recognition because we emulate their behavior and it’s nice to have some wise and practical behavior to imitate for a change.
Heather Mills
Vegetarian, Animal Rights activist, PETA member.

Get a list of the top 10 green celebs at Hippyshopper.com.
Chris Martin
His music is coma-inducing and he’s not really my type but someone out there likes him because he was recently voted the World’s Sexiest Vegetarian. I’m guessing Jason Lee, Dean Wareham, and Colin Firth must all be carnivores… either that or the judges have very different taste from me.

You can do your part to support the global effort to preserve our planet’s future – buy a wedding ring that has been refined, not mined! You don’t want your wedding ring to be connected to continued mining of our planet, or to the violence associated with conflict diamonds. Instead, you can buy a ring that is made from 100% recycled scrap. Otherwise, five tons of environmental waste is created each time one new gold ring is produced! Not something you want to think about when you are wearing your ring in to your future years of marriage. You can read more about this at Recycled Metals.


The traditional Christmas colors are Red and Green so this year, celebrityicing.com will feature them in two posts. This week we will look at radiant red and next week we’ll look at glorious green – with a few celebrities thrown in, of course! You may even get some last minute gift ideas!
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Lucille Ball
Also… Shirley MacLaine, Debra Messing, Marcia Cross, Seth Green, Ron Howard, Robert Redford, Molly Ringwald
Surprisingly… Clara Bow, Bette Davis, and Marilyn Monroe were apparently natural redheads as well!
Historically… Richard the Lionheart, Prince Harry, Thomas Jefferson, General George A. Custer
For a more complete list (and lots of great pictures), check out Anna Marie Bowman’s Famous Redheads Throughout History.
Rubies
According to Chi in Asian Tradition, you can wear a red jewel to help you fulfill your dreams to become famous! The perfect gift for your actor, musician, artist or writer friends. Or, for anyone that you feel deserves recognition (like moms, wives, girlfriends… hint hint).
Raspberries
I think this is my favorite color of red, and one of my favorite flavors, too! Perfect with some homemade cheesecake.
We just brought a bottle of ‘Little Black Dress’ home, not able to resist the label. Haven’t tasted it yet, but if it tastes as good as it looks, it will be a treat!
Another interesting wine I would like to try is ‘Red Guitar’.